Is it just me or does anyone else find it funny that Canada is riddled with festivals in the summer time, thats not the funny part. Its that the type of festivals that we riddle ourselves with are ALL of minority ethnic groups.
Stop right there! I'm not by any means saying that its bad or that we shouldn't support ethnic minorities.

What i'm saying, what i want to know, is what exactly does a Canadian festival look like?
I'm sure it would involve ice carvings for one, and totem poles maybe, it would be completely void of anything decadent, thats for sure.